ELIOT: What childrearing advice
can you give me?
Crow T. Robot: Don't drop him. Speak to him as if he were another adult.
Get a job.
ELIOT: If one of mike's buttons calls the mads...
and another is commercial sign, what does the middle button do?
Crow T. Robot: Blend.
ELIOT: Who gets load pan cleaning duty more?
Tom Servo: Gypsy, it's her room.
ELIOT: That seems fair.
ELIOT: What Was The Worst Line You have ever heard
from the Masterpieces you've had to watch?
Crow T. Robot: Call me Ishmael...oh no, not that one....um..."Bay of Pigs."
ELIOT: Out of all the movies the mads have
made you watch, which ones did you secretly enjoy?
Tom Servo: We all say, Alien from L.A. 'cause we're dirty......
Except for parts of City Limits, which we're not supposed to
see anymore....'cause they're dirty.
ELIOT: Crow and Tom...do you two have an opinion of Hilary
Clinton?
Crow T. Robot: We don't agree with Newt.
ELIOT: Which member of the "crew" played the Jack Perkins type in the MST3K
Hour????
Tom Servo: The host of course.
ELIOT: That makes sense...
You guys have done nothing but beat around the issue
if you think about it!
ELIOT: Have my favorite Bots every considered making a recording?
Crow T. Robot: When we get back to earth we're going on the road as the new
Sandler and Young.
ELIOT: You bots have been successful in warping the minds of
millions of Americans...so I have no shame in asking you this question.....
Tom, will you dream about me and this experience
tonight?
Tom Servo: Eliot, you're wackin' out on us!
ELIOT: I feel GREAT now!!!!
can you give me?
Crow T. Robot: Don't drop him. Speak to him as if he were another adult.
Get a job.
ELIOT: If one of mike's buttons calls the mads...
and another is commercial sign, what does the middle button do?
Crow T. Robot: Blend.
ELIOT: Who gets load pan cleaning duty more?
Tom Servo: Gypsy, it's her room.
ELIOT: That seems fair.
ELIOT: What Was The Worst Line You have ever heard
from the Masterpieces you've had to watch?
Crow T. Robot: Call me Ishmael...oh no, not that one....um..."Bay of Pigs."
ELIOT: Out of all the movies the mads have
made you watch, which ones did you secretly enjoy?
Tom Servo: We all say, Alien from L.A. 'cause we're dirty......
Except for parts of City Limits, which we're not supposed to
see anymore....'cause they're dirty.
ELIOT: Crow and Tom...do you two have an opinion of Hilary
Clinton?
Crow T. Robot: We don't agree with Newt.
ELIOT: Which member of the "crew" played the Jack Perkins type in the MST3K
Hour????
Tom Servo: The host of course.
ELIOT: That makes sense...
You guys have done nothing but beat around the issue
if you think about it!
ELIOT: Have my favorite Bots every considered making a recording?
Crow T. Robot: When we get back to earth we're going on the road as the new
Sandler and Young.
ELIOT: You bots have been successful in warping the minds of
millions of Americans...so I have no shame in asking you this question.....
Tom, will you dream about me and this experience
tonight?
Tom Servo: Eliot, you're wackin' out on us!
ELIOT: I feel GREAT now!!!!
