ELIOT STEIN INTERVIEWS Mystery Science Theater 3000’s
(MST3K)
Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo
©Eliot Stein
ELIOT: Do the two of you have any New Year's Resolutions you'd
like to share?
Crow T. Robot: Yes we do. Chew our food and swallow it.
ELIOT: That is a very sensible thing for the two of you!...
Crow, we saw a few weeks ago that you now have a
Computer and can access online services. How do you like Compuserve
and the Internet?
I like them very much.....what are they?
ELIOT: We should have known.
ELIOT: Tom, have you ever felt inferior having a gumball
machine top for your head?
Tom Servo: Inferior to what?
ELIOT: I never thought about it that way before.
ELIOT: Crow...we usually only see the one main room in your
"Satellite of Love."...do you
have other rooms that you can tell us about that are
your favorites?...such as do you have a Billiards room?
Crow T. Robot: No, we have a pool room. Occasionally we play
snooker.
ELIOT: Who treated you guys better--Joel or Mike--or is it about even?
Crow T. Robot: It's about even....but God treats us the best. We know
him
you know.
ELIOT: Do you think you'll ever be able to decide who lives and who
dies?
Tom Servo: Crow has apparently made those decisions!
ELIOT: Crow, now that you're a big star, what special foods do
you demand to have in your trailer?
Crow T. Robot: Only green M & Ms with the M's removed.
ELIOT: Of all the cheesy movies you
have had to endure, which one strikes you or stands out as the cheesiest?
Tom Servo: Tom picks Red Zone Cuba. Crow picks Red Zo....whoops
that's
taken....um...um.... Au Revior Les Enfants.
ELIOT: Crow and Tom, I've noticed that besides a
"hamdinger" reference in...Mike's first show, that you never mention Joel.
Will he ever make a cameo?
Tom Servo: We'd have to ask him....wouldn't we?
ELIOT: The bots have some great responses...better than
politicians!!!
(MST3K)
Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo
©Eliot Stein
ELIOT: Do the two of you have any New Year's Resolutions you'd
like to share?
Crow T. Robot: Yes we do. Chew our food and swallow it.
ELIOT: That is a very sensible thing for the two of you!...
Crow, we saw a few weeks ago that you now have a
Computer and can access online services. How do you like Compuserve
and the Internet?
I like them very much.....what are they?
ELIOT: We should have known.
ELIOT: Tom, have you ever felt inferior having a gumball
machine top for your head?
Tom Servo: Inferior to what?
ELIOT: I never thought about it that way before.
ELIOT: Crow...we usually only see the one main room in your
"Satellite of Love."...do you
have other rooms that you can tell us about that are
your favorites?...such as do you have a Billiards room?
Crow T. Robot: No, we have a pool room. Occasionally we play
snooker.
ELIOT: Who treated you guys better--Joel or Mike--or is it about even?
Crow T. Robot: It's about even....but God treats us the best. We know
him
you know.
ELIOT: Do you think you'll ever be able to decide who lives and who
dies?
Tom Servo: Crow has apparently made those decisions!
ELIOT: Crow, now that you're a big star, what special foods do
you demand to have in your trailer?
Crow T. Robot: Only green M & Ms with the M's removed.
ELIOT: Of all the cheesy movies you
have had to endure, which one strikes you or stands out as the cheesiest?
Tom Servo: Tom picks Red Zone Cuba. Crow picks Red Zo....whoops
that's
taken....um...um.... Au Revior Les Enfants.
ELIOT: Crow and Tom, I've noticed that besides a
"hamdinger" reference in...Mike's first show, that you never mention Joel.
Will he ever make a cameo?
Tom Servo: We'd have to ask him....wouldn't we?
ELIOT: The bots have some great responses...better than
politicians!!!
